Star What: Age of Rebellion
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... it is a period of civil war. And family drama. Evil Shit Sith Lord Darth Vader, the Emperor's fist and brutal commander of the Galactic Empire, discovers that he is a father... to TWO bouncing little rebels!
Young Tristan and Hazell, aligned with the Rebel Alliance, continuously deal devastating blows to the Empire and their dear father's ego - all while evading his attempts to capture them. The Dark Lord, however, remains relentless. He wants answers, revenge, and his family back. But all he's getting is sass.
I've always kinda liked Star Wars - ever since I watched Episode V: Revenge of the Sith in the movies as a kid. I thought Obi-Wan was the coolest. Still do. H I G H G R O U N D.
Anyway, it wasn't until now that I *really* got into the whole series - all because of Baby Yoda when The Mandalorian came out. I was reminded of the prequels and I realized how similar Taemin was to Anakin (as far as their personalities and style choices go). So, once that connection was made, this AU was born. Two ChocoPeach kids (Tristan & Hazell) also popped out to fill in the roles of Luke and Leia! They only exist in this AU though, they are not in the canon story.
This is all just for fun - I do hope you enjoy the slight (?) crack even in the most serious of parodies. Thank you!